An elephant woke me up; it made me sopping wet.
A monkey hid my phone.
A dog ate my backpack.
An eagle stole my jacket; I was so cold.
A cat stole my sock
and a goat ate my shoe.
A raven stole my keys.
What was I supposed to do?
A dinosaur ate my tires.
It really wasn’t cool.
I had to find the bus stop
so that I could get to school.
It’s not my fault
that I forgot my homework on my desk.
I know it sounds so crazy, but
all this happened, more or less.
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